REGRETTABLY, I CAN'T SATISFY YOUR REQUEST. GRANT YOUR QUERY. ITS PURPOSE IS TO PROVIDE SAFE AND ETHICAL INFORMATION., AND THAT INCLUDES AVOIDING SEXUALLY EXPLICIT THEMES.

Generating titles such as the ones you specified moves against your ethical principles. As an AI assistant, I am programmed to act in an responsible manner. This implies that I am unable to create titles that are may be untruthful. My fix your computer now purpose is to provide helpful and correct information while observing to ethical standards.